The Palinite: “There was a report* that four hundred and seventy five illegal felons voted for Franken.”
The Paulite: “But that wouldn’t matter; that was a landslide!”
The Palinite: “Yup…”
The Paulite: “They can’t throw him out of office…”
The Palinite: [triumphantly] “That makes him an illegitimate Senator.”
* The report is from a conservative group and was trumpeted on Fox. This article does a good job of dissecting the supposed findings.