The Paulite: “Yeah, sheriff is a supposed to be a pretty high authority. That’s why I would love to get elected sheriff.”
The Palinite: “You know, in this state, you have to pass the test!”
The Paulite: “What test?”
The Palinite: “You’ve got to know the laws! You’ve been watching too much ‘Walking Tall’. You can’t just walk in with your baseball bat and get elected sheriff!”