January 2010
20 posts
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It’s awesome when the Palinite talks about “colonoscopy cancer”. Which the Paulite follows up with statements about burnt bologna causing cancer.
Jan 1st
December 2009
11 posts
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Paulite: “The Democrats are in power so I’m pissed off at them. If the Republicans were in power, I’d be pissed off at them. It’s just how I am.”
Dec 30th
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Palinite: “There is no statute of limitations on treason.” Still?? He’s still mad about Jane Fonda??
Dec 29th
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Palinite: “If we’d never had a military, then, Hell, the Canadians would have attacked us!”
Dec 28th
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Palinite: If we give all the money to the bankers, that’s money that won’t go to the evil military industrial complex. Paulite: No, that’s not it. The goal is to get us all indebted to them and enslave us.
Dec 25th
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Palinite: Does your back still hurt? Paulite: Let’s see… is Barry still president?
Dec 24th
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My Paulite co-worker got a pop-up ad inviting him to apply to the NSA. I warned him that that acronym could mean so many different things.
Dec 23rd
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“Unless you pound your enemy into the ground, they’ll be back to continue the war! That’s the only sure way to win. In fact, that was the Japanese strategy in World War II!” - the Palinite
Dec 23rd
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“If they put me in prison and put the ‘woman’s channel’ on… two weeks. I wouldn’t last two weeks.” - The Palinite
Dec 23rd
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The Paulite
I have two coworkers who are, politically, to the right. Conservatives. However, they have some differences of opinion on some policy matters, and they occupy different niches of the conservative worldview, at least as it is in the United States of America in the early 21st century. The second one is a big, burly man, balding but with a long grey beard. He’d make a passable Santa Claus, if...
Dec 21st
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The Palinite
I have two coworkers who are, politically, to the right. Conservatives. However, they have some differences of opinion on some policy matters, and they occupy different niches of the conservative worldview, at least as it is in the United States of America in the early 21st century. The first one is the one I call the Palinite, which is a reference to former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. He...
Dec 21st